Ever met a compulsive liar with superiority complex? Let me tell you about one, dia anak sunib, hobinya? So'soan nanyain kabar ke temen SMA kami dan 'pamerin' hal-hal gajelas, suka banget tiba-tiba ngajak ngebahas topik mata kuliahnya sendiri (obviously temen gue ini ya ga ngerti, karena jurusan beda dan ga tertarik), 'curhat' dia ditawarin buat study abroad mulu (katanya sampai dikejar kejar dosen pfffft), dan masih banyak lagi : ) Honey, what are you trying to prove? Dan perilakunya ini bukan cuma muncul sekarang, dari SMA emang dia sering giniin temen gue. Why? Because this person feels superior in the face of my friend! Ntah udah berapa kali dia bohong, ngerangkai cerita sendiri, dan maksain diri untuk keliatan lebih hebat dari temen gue (I have sooo many tea to spill). And the reality is? This person failed and will always fail. Baru-baru ini dia ngechat temen gue ala-ala mau minta dibuatin paper 'mahasiwa berprestasi', ditanya bagian mana yang mau dibantu, malah lanjut 'ngebahas' (cough pamer) hal ga penting. Do I even have to point it out? Anyway, yeah right. Berprestasi sekali. If you're reading this and you feel like I'm talking about you (boo boo guilty conscience), I'm not confronting you head on because my dear friend still wants to tolerate your behavior. But keep on doing that shit and one day everyone will know how much of a compulsive liar you are and how shitty your personality is.